January 2012
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
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WHAT CHANNEL IS GAGA SUPPOSED TO BE ON?!
I live in texas and i was watching ABC but it’s not on anymore! D:  SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHANNEL SHE IS SUPOOSED TO PERFORM AND DROP THE BALL ON!!
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Jan 1st
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Hilarious Homophobe Face
calenjames: His face KILLS me. Lmfao.
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churchofcheesus: “gay” i whisper gayly as i do a gay activity
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walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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Gaga just rehearsed 'Heavy Metal Lover' in NYC on...
bornthisrebel: ladyxgaga: That means that she, for whatever reason, might perform it tonight. Let’s raise hell in the streets, drink CHAMPAGNE and get it into trouble
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versacehooker: Heavy Metal Lover holy shit I wanna feel like a dirty whore tonight.
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December 2011
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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Anonymous asked: what are you looking forward to in 2012?!
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Anonymous asked: what were the best things that happened to you in 2011??
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“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol  (via theflyingcup)
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Anonymous asked: Is your icon pic your halloween costume? *looks bad ass btw*
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WatchWatch
xxfreddysdeadxx: wecouldputthepastaway: mk-hrnc: every time. every single fucking  time.  (via blanklove)
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When your teachers extends a due date
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korse: ianisourqueen: Tumblr hates Missing E. But they can’t delete it. So now it magically has bugs in it.
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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